It will be one year on Thursday since a joint Federal-County Task Force raided Palm Springs City Hall. I will be in the Northwest but in keeping with the spirit of Palm Springs, I propose several activities to which those of you who are still here can partake in to mark this momentous occasion.
The Chris Mills Prediction Sweepstakes
In keeping with the tradition of Councilman Chris Mills saying in May 2015 that anyone who thought the DA would raid Palm Springs was "ridiculous", contestants can make predictions as well. I for one, predict that the City will collect not one dime on the Hacienda Cantina lawsuit.
The Find Steve Pougnet Contest
Joined by Broadway Celebrity Carol Channing, contestants can try to find the former Mayor who is at the heart of the probe. He did promise to return here often, but like Forever Marilyn he has vanished. Unlike Marilyn, I doubt he is coming back soon.
The Hamilton Burger Contest
Join soon to be let go City Attorney Doug Holland as you attempt to give out the worst possible advice to fellow contestants. Then deny you gave the advice. This game comes with its own Freedom Of Information Act request forms.
Nothing To See Here
You and your fellow revelers will be told that something that happened is "no big deal" or "get over it" by a helpful chorus of PS "Insiders".
Congratulate Yourself On Breathing
Take a cue from Palm Springs City Officials and congratulate yourself for doing what you have no choice but to do. In their case, it is co-operating with document requests and other items. They are being transparent, true but they have no other choice.
Blame The Messenger
Just like some in the community blame the Desert Sun for the problems Palm Springs faces, blame someone in your life for what you have done. Assume a false aura of moral superiority and with a smidge of condescension.
The Mid-Modern Red Carpet
My favorite. Stroll down the red carpet with other VIPS while listening to Frank and Dean at the Prairie Schooner Lot. You will feel like the million bucks that Palm Springs undercharged Rich Meaney when he and his partners purchased that lot.
All in all please have yourself an Aftab Dada Doo time.
Steve Kelly is a writer/podaster based in the Coachella Valley. He can be reached at kellyscorner227@gmail.com or via Twitter at @skellynj
